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+/* Insult.c
+
+ This is a version of the famous CS 107 random sentence
+ generator. I wrote a program that reads a grammar definition
+ file and writes a C file containing that grammar as hard code
+ static C strings. Thus the majority of the code below in
+ machine generated and totally unreadable. The arrays created
+ are specially designed to make generating the sentences as
+ easy as possible.
+
+ Originally by Greg Hutchins, March 1998.
+ Modified by Ben Pfaff for Pintos, Sept 2004. */
+char *start[] =
+ { "You", "1", "5", ".", "May", "13", ".", "With", "the", "19", "of", "18",
+",", "may", "13", "."
+};
+char startLoc[] = { 3, 0, 4, 7, 16 };
+char *adj[] = { "3", "4", "2", ",", "1" };
+char adjLoc[] = { 3, 0, 1, 2, 5 };
+char *adj3[] = { "3", "4" };
+char adj3Loc[] = { 2, 0, 1, 2 };
+char *adj1[] =
+ { "lame", "dried", "up", "par-broiled", "bloated", "half-baked", "spiteful",
+"egotistical", "ungrateful", "stupid", "moronic", "fat", "ugly", "puny", "pitiful",
+"insignificant", "blithering", "repulsive", "worthless", "blundering", "retarded",
+"useless", "obnoxious", "low-budget", "assinine", "neurotic", "subhuman", "crochety",
+"indescribable", "contemptible", "unspeakable", "sick", "lazy", "good-for-nothing",
+"slutty", "mentally-deficient", "creepy", "sloppy", "dismal", "pompous", "pathetic",
+"friendless", "revolting", "slovenly", "cantankerous", "uncultured", "insufferable",
+"gross", "unkempt", "defective", "crumby"
+};
+char adj1Loc[] =
+ { 50, 0, 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20,
+21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42,
+43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51 };
+char *adj2[] =
+ { "putrefied", "festering", "funky", "moldy", "leprous", "curdled", "fetid",
+"slimy", "crusty", "sweaty", "damp", "deranged", "smelly", "stenchy", "malignant",
+"noxious", "grimy", "reeky", "nasty", "mutilated", "sloppy", "gruesome", "grisly",
+"sloshy", "wormy", "mealy", "spoiled", "contaminated", "rancid", "musty",
+"fly-covered", "moth-eaten", "decaying", "decomposed", "freeze-dried", "defective",
+"petrified", "rotting", "scabrous", "hirsute"
+};
+char adj2Loc[] =
+ { 40, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19,
+20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40 };
+char *name[] =
+ { "10", ",", "bad", "excuse", "for", "6", ",", "6", "for", "brains", ",",
+"4", "11", "8", "for", "brains", "offspring", "of", "a", "motherless", "10", "7", "6",
+"7", "4", "11", "8"
+};
+char nameLoc[] = { 7, 0, 1, 6, 10, 16, 21, 23, 27 };
+char *stuff[] =
+ { "shit", "toe", "jam", "filth", "puss", "earwax", "leaf", "clippings",
+"bat", "guano", "mucus", "fungus", "mung", "refuse", "earwax", "spittoon", "spittle",
+"phlegm"
+};
+char stuffLoc[] = { 14, 0, 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 17, 18 };
+char *noun_and_prep[] =
+ { "bit", "of", "piece", "of", "vat", "of", "lump", "of", "crock", "of",
+"ball", "of", "tub", "of", "load", "of", "bucket", "of", "mound", "of", "glob", "of", "bag",
+"of", "heap", "of", "mountain", "of", "load", "of", "barrel", "of", "sack", "of", "blob", "of",
+"pile", "of", "truckload", "of", "vat", "of"
+};
+char noun_and_prepLoc[] =
+ { 21, 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 20, 22, 24, 26, 28, 30, 32, 34, 36,
+38, 40, 42 };
+char *organics[] =
+ { "droppings", "mung", "zits", "puckies", "tumors", "cysts", "tumors",
+"livers", "froth", "parts", "scabs", "guts", "entrails", "blubber", "carcuses", "gizards",
+"9"
+};
+char organicsLoc[] =
+ { 17, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17 };
+char *body_parts[] =
+ { "kidneys", "genitals", "buttocks", "earlobes", "innards", "feet"
+};
+char body_partsLoc[] = { 6, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 };
+char *noun[] =
+ { "pop", "tart", "warthog", "twinkie", "barnacle", "fondue", "pot",
+"cretin", "fuckwad", "moron", "ass", "neanderthal", "nincompoop", "simpleton", "11"
+};
+char nounLoc[] = { 13, 0, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 };
+char *animal[] =
+ { "donkey", "llama", "dingo", "lizard", "gekko", "lemur", "moose", "camel",
+"goat", "eel"
+};
+char animalLoc[] = { 10, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 };
+char *good_verb[] =
+ { "love", "cuddle", "fondle", "adore", "smooch", "hug", "caress", "worship",
+"look", "at", "touch"
+};
+char good_verbLoc[] = { 10, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11 };
+char *curse[] =
+ { "14", "20", "23", "14", "17", "20", "23", "14", "find", "your", "9",
+"suddenly", "delectable", "14", "and", "14", "seek", "a", "battleground", "23"
+};
+char curseLoc[] = { 4, 0, 3, 7, 13, 20 };
+char *afflictors[] =
+ { "15", "21", "15", "21", "15", "21", "15", "21", "a", "22", "Rush",
+"Limbaugh", "the", "hosts", "of", "Hades"
+};
+char afflictorsLoc[] = { 6, 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 12, 16 };
+char *quantity[] =
+ { "a", "4", "hoard", "of", "a", "4", "pack", "of", "a", "truckload", "of",
+"a", "swarm", "of", "many", "an", "army", "of", "a", "4", "heard", "of", "a", "4",
+"platoon", "of", "a", "4", "and", "4", "group", "of", "16"
+};
+char quantityLoc[] = { 10, 0, 4, 8, 11, 14, 15, 18, 22, 26, 32, 33 };
+char *numbers[] =
+ { "a", "thousand", "three", "million", "ninty-nine", "nine-hundred,",
+"ninty-nine", "forty-two", "a", "gazillion", "sixty-eight", "times", "thirty-three"
+};
+char numbersLoc[] = { 7, 0, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, 10, 13 };
+char *adv[] =
+ { "viciously", "manicly", "merrily", "happily", ",", "with", "the", "19",
+"of", "18", ",", "gleefully", ",", "with", "much", "ritualistic", "celebration", ",",
+"franticly"
+};
+char advLoc[] = { 8, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 11, 12, 18, 19 };
+char *metaphor[] =
+ { "an", "irate", "manticore", "Thor's", "belch", "Alah's", "fist", "16",
+"titans", "a", "particularly", "vicious", "she-bear", "in", "the", "midst", "of", "her",
+"menstrual", "cycle", "a", "pissed-off", "Jabberwock"
+};
+char metaphorLoc[] = { 6, 0, 3, 5, 7, 9, 20, 23 };
+char *force[] = { "force", "fury", "power", "rage" };
+char forceLoc[] = { 4, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4 };
+char *bad_action[] =
+ { "spit", "shimmy", "slobber", "find", "refuge", "find", "shelter", "dance",
+"retch", "vomit", "defecate", "erect", "a", "strip", "mall", "build", "a", "26", "have", "a",
+"religious", "experience", "discharge", "bodily", "waste", "fart", "dance", "drool",
+"lambada", "spill", "16", "rusty", "tacks", "bite", "you", "sneeze", "sing", "16",
+"campfire", "songs", "smite", "you", "16", "times", "construct", "a", "new", "home", "throw",
+"a", "party", "procreate"
+};
+char bad_actionLoc[] =
+ { 25, 0, 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 15, 18, 22, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 33,
+35, 36, 40, 44, 48, 51, 52 };
+char *beasties[] =
+ { "yaks", "22", "maggots", "22", "cockroaches", "stinging", "scorpions",
+"fleas", "22", "weasels", "22", "gnats", "South", "American", "killer", "bees", "spiders",
+"4", "monkeys", "22", "wiener-dogs", "22", "rats", "22", "wolverines", "4", ",", "22",
+"pit-fiends"
+};
+char beastiesLoc[] =
+ { 14, 0, 1, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10, 12, 16, 17, 19, 21, 23, 25, 29 };
+char *condition[] =
+ { "frothing", "manic", "crazed", "plague-ridden", "disease-carrying",
+"biting", "rabid", "blood-thirsty", "ravaging", "slavering"
+};
+char conditionLoc[] = { 10, 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 };
+char *place[] =
+ { "in", "24", "25", "upon", "your", "mother's", "grave", "on", "24", "best",
+"rug", "in", "the", "26", "you", "call", "home", "upon", "your", "heinie"
+};
+char placeLoc[] = { 5, 0, 3, 7, 11, 17, 20 };
+char *relation[] =
+ { "your", "your", "your", "your", "father's", "your", "mother's", "your",
+"grandma's"
+};
+char relationLoc[] = { 6, 0, 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 9 };
+char *in_something[] =
+ { "entrails", "anal", "cavity", "shoes", "house", "pantry", "general",
+"direction", "pants", "bed"
+};
+char in_somethingLoc[] = { 8, 0, 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10 };
+char *bad_place[] =
+ { "rat", "hole", "sewer", "toxic", "dump", "oil", "refinery", "landfill",
+"porto-pottie"
+};
+char bad_placeLoc[] = { 6, 0, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 9 };
+char **daGrammar[27];
+char *daGLoc[27];
+
+static void
+init_grammar (void)
+{
+ daGrammar[0] = start;
+ daGLoc[0] = startLoc;
+ daGrammar[1] = adj;
+ daGLoc[1] = adjLoc;
+ daGrammar[2] = adj3;
+ daGLoc[2] = adj3Loc;
+ daGrammar[3] = adj1;
+ daGLoc[3] = adj1Loc;
+ daGrammar[4] = adj2;
+ daGLoc[4] = adj2Loc;
+ daGrammar[5] = name;
+ daGLoc[5] = nameLoc;
+ daGrammar[6] = stuff;
+ daGLoc[6] = stuffLoc;
+ daGrammar[7] = noun_and_prep;
+ daGLoc[7] = noun_and_prepLoc;
+ daGrammar[8] = organics;
+ daGLoc[8] = organicsLoc;
+ daGrammar[9] = body_parts;
+ daGLoc[9] = body_partsLoc;
+ daGrammar[10] = noun;
+ daGLoc[10] = nounLoc;
+ daGrammar[11] = animal;
+ daGLoc[11] = animalLoc;
+ daGrammar[12] = good_verb;
+ daGLoc[12] = good_verbLoc;
+ daGrammar[13] = curse;
+ daGLoc[13] = curseLoc;
+ daGrammar[14] = afflictors;
+ daGLoc[14] = afflictorsLoc;
+ daGrammar[15] = quantity;
+ daGLoc[15] = quantityLoc;
+ daGrammar[16] = numbers;
+ daGLoc[16] = numbersLoc;
+ daGrammar[17] = adv;
+ daGLoc[17] = advLoc;
+ daGrammar[18] = metaphor;
+ daGLoc[18] = metaphorLoc;
+ daGrammar[19] = force;
+ daGLoc[19] = forceLoc;
+ daGrammar[20] = bad_action;
+ daGLoc[20] = bad_actionLoc;
+ daGrammar[21] = beasties;
+ daGLoc[21] = beastiesLoc;
+ daGrammar[22] = condition;
+ daGLoc[22] = conditionLoc;
+ daGrammar[23] = place;
+ daGLoc[23] = placeLoc;
+ daGrammar[24] = relation;
+ daGLoc[24] = relationLoc;
+ daGrammar[25] = in_something;
+ daGLoc[25] = in_somethingLoc;
+ daGrammar[26] = bad_place;
+ daGLoc[26] = bad_placeLoc;
+}
+\f
+#include <ctype.h>
+#include <debug.h>
+#include <random.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <syscall.h>
+
+void expand (int num, char **grammar[], char *location[], int handle);
+
+static void
+usage (int ret_code, const char *message, ...) PRINTF_FORMAT (2, 3);
+
+static void
+usage (int ret_code, const char *message, ...)
+{
+ va_list args;
+
+ if (message != NULL)
+ {
+ va_start (args, message);
+ vprintf (message, args);
+ va_end (args);
+ }
+
+ printf ("\n"
+ "Usage: insult [OPTION]...\n"
+ "Prints random insults to screen.\n\n"
+ " -h: this help message\n"
+ " -s <integer>: set the random seed (default 4951)\n"
+ " -n <integer>: choose number of insults (default 4)\n"
+ " -f <filename>: redirect output to a File.\n");
+
+ exit (ret_code);
+}
+
+int
+main (int argc, char *argv[])
+{
+ int sentence_cnt, new_seed, i, file_flag, sent_flag, seed_flag;
+ int handle;
+
+ new_seed = 4951;
+ sentence_cnt = 4;
+ file_flag = 0;
+ seed_flag = 0;
+ sent_flag = 0;
+ handle = STDOUT_FILENO;
+
+ for (i = 1; i < argc; i++)
+ {
+ if (strcmp (argv[1], "-h") == 0)
+ usage (0, NULL);
+ else if (strcmp (argv[i], "-s") == 0)
+ {
+ if (seed_flag++)
+ usage (-1, "Can't have more than one seed");
+ if (++i >= argc)
+ usage (-1, "Missing value for -s");
+ new_seed = atoi (argv[i]);
+ }
+ else if (strcmp (argv[i], "-n") == 0)
+ {
+ if (sent_flag++)
+ usage (-1, "Can't have more than one sentence option");
+ if (++i >= argc)
+ usage (-1, "Missing value for -n");
+ sentence_cnt = atoi (argv[i]);
+ if (sentence_cnt < 1)
+ usage (-1, "Must have at least one sentence");
+ }
+ else if (strcmp (argv[i], "-f") == 0)
+ {
+ if (file_flag++)
+ usage (-1, "Can't have more than one output file");
+ if (++i >= argc)
+ usage (-1, "Missing value for -f");
+ create (argv[i]);
+ handle = open (argv[i]);
+ if (handle < 0)
+ {
+ printf ("%s: open failed\n", argv[i]);
+ return -1;
+ }
+ }
+ else
+ usage (-1, "Unrecognized flag");
+ }
+
+ init_grammar ();
+
+ random_init (new_seed);
+ hprintf (handle, "\n");
+
+ for (i = 0; i < sentence_cnt; i++)
+ {
+ hprintf (handle, "\n");
+ expand (0, daGrammar, daGLoc, handle);
+ hprintf (handle, "\n\n");
+ }
+
+ if (file_flag)
+ close (handle);
+
+ return 0;
+}
+
+void
+expand (int num, char **grammar[], char *location[], int handle)
+{
+ char *word;
+ int i, which, listStart, listEnd;
+
+ which = random_ulong () % location[num][0] + 1;
+ listStart = location[num][which];
+ listEnd = location[num][which + 1];
+ for (i = listStart; i < listEnd; i++)
+ {
+ word = grammar[num][i];
+ if (!isdigit (*word))
+ {
+ if (!ispunct (*word))
+ hprintf (handle, " ");
+ hprintf (handle, "%s", word);
+ }
+ else
+ expand (atoi (word), grammar, location, handle);
+ }
+
+}